Seems like all you other guys post WAY more then I do. Haha oh well, everything's been b-u-s-y.


Students here at Western talk about the most interesting of things. I think I will post some quotes I've heard and remembered around campus so far.

"I have no self control"
"John, I feel like you're ALIVE."
"My boyfriend's name is Mike Jones. Isn't that awkward?"
"My belly's over loaded."
"...And all of the sudden their bras were just RIPPED out..."
"The bad thing about being so tall, is that people look at you and all they see is a chest and they’re like THAT’S not a person.”
“I stole my friend’s harmonica because I thought it was cool and she was like crying. And her mom called my mom, so I felt bad and gave it back.”
“I wasn’t quite sure if it was a man or a woman. I never quite figured out the gender.”
“Oh my gosh, there was a giant beetle in our room last night and we killed it with Katie’s saber.”
“You can borrow my shoes anytime but they probably wouldn’t fit you so never mind.”

-“I’m not sure how to pronounce this…might be Vietnamese…”

-“..it’s pronounced ING…”

-“Oh…I should know that, I was a Vietnam Vet.”

SILENCE

-“I’m Chinese.”


And a GREAT story from my travels this weekend. I was going by bus to the airport and I got off at Cordata Station. A CLEARLY Japanese girl sat beside me while waiting for the next bus to where ever she was going. A CLEARLY Mexican boy in his mid-twenties also gets off the bus and starts up a conversation in SPANISH to the JAPANESE girl. “Muy Caliente!!” He says among other ramblings to her. She just looks at him and politely nods her head then says “ What does that mean?”
He says “What? You don’t know what that means?”
Her “No”
Him “You aren’t Mexican?!”
Her “No I am Japanese.”
Him " So do you like speak Japanese?"

Later her friends came back and they talked about how dumb he was. Aww the perks of being bilingual.

Oh yeah...above is a pic of my dinner plate masterpiece...can't tell I'm an art student can ya? I sent it back on the conveyer belt.