Now, for the above statement, let S stand for "I am sick", T stand for "I am tired", and M stand for "I am miserable" - oh, also, the dot means "and", and the arrow means "then". Is the above statement true? Yes.
Hooray for Philosophy!
Honestly, though, does the entire city of Bellingham get sick at the exact same time? Having a cold/flu is honestly one of the most annoying things on the planet, and the fact that I must still attend classes, do homework, and pass my tests with my head feeling like a lead balloon does not help matters. Do we all have to do it the same time? If everyone is trying to console each other by sharing their pain, I can assure you that there is a largely better method.
I am, however, taking the necessary precautions to rid myself of this abomination as soon as possible. I slept in until noon today, and I am currently wrapped in my blanket, wearing sweats, drinking Airborne - one of the most disgusting, yet effective devices mankind has ever created - and writing a blog about doing these things. I am not sure what the blog has to do with precautions, but I have great faith in the healing power of the internet.
If anyone would like to bring me hot chocolate, that would be lovely. Actually, it would be more than lovely, it would be wonderful. I doubt if I will be receiving any soon, though. I suppose I will just have to suffer through this sickness alone, just like every other student as Western.
The End.